Idiot Sandwich Short Sleeve Tee

Bold of you to assume you're not.

This white tee features the ultimate kitchen insult immortalised in full chaotic glory. A furious chef. Two slices of bread. And a painfully accurate question: What are you? Idiot. Sandwich. Graphic printed loud and proud on the back, because subtlety is overrated. Wear it when you're making bad choices—or just making toast.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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